Skepticism

Well, I resisted using my superpowers to cause the Lexus to burn up in a fiery crash, but I could have, mind you! I try to use my superpowers only for good. As another empowered (and I know, fictitious) being once said, "With great power comes great responsibility." I realize you may have your doubts about my abilities. I don't have any hard evidence of my anti-aging skills, but for those of you that like/need scientific evidence, check out these undeniable science-based facts:

What do you have to say now, eh, skeptics?